Sebastian just laughed and shook his head. "They're only person you're kidding is yourself, Jeff. If you want to hang out in the closet, it makes no difference to me, but it will get awfully lonely and boring in there all on your lonesome. You might find the odd football jock or Bible basher sitting in there twiddling their thumbs along with you, but I guarantee, they won't be able to show you the good time I can," he said with a smug smirk.

He watched Jeff closely and the pointed to the door with his thumb. "Who are you drooling over? It's not Matheson, is it? Oh, this is precious. The BFF wants the BFF's ass. Shame he's more into Crawford and tits. You two could have been cute together. Awkward gay sex, though..." He shook his head. "Much more fun when one of you knows what you're doing."