"Right now?" Sebastian just laughed at this and stepped back, hitching his bag over his shoulder. "Sorry, sweetheart. You're going to have to wait until I'm ready. I have class, and if I want to follow in my father's footsteps, I'm not letting any little blond boy band pretty boy foil my grades. Call me on the weekend, I'll see if I have some spare time."

He tilted his head smugly. "When you go back to your room and watch reruns of Gilmore Girls and Grey's Anatomy while you wallow about that unrequited love for you BFF, try pausing and Googling some gay porn. I'm really not into anything completely inexperienced. You could do with some research, or I'm going to get very bored, and very fast. Time to get a little Queer as Folk up in this thing." He looked around with a tiny scrunch of his nose. "This place hasn't been debauched nearly enough. I keep waiting for Robin Williams to jump out up on tables and shout Carpe Diem."