Sebastian looked the blond up and down, really not sure by this point what was a joke and what wasn't. That alone was sort of boring him because actual virgins were an unknown quantity. You could never be sure how sensitive they were, or even just plain desperate. Still, it must be awkward to be crushing on your straight best friend without realising it and Sebastian had the faint notion to be sympathetic over it... but it wasn't like he was going to lose any sleep over the issue. He really wasn't wanting for other prospects he could have fun with.

He hitched his bag over his shoulder again. "Whatever," he returned through a cynical laugh and threw Jeff a wave before sauntered out of the common room himself. And there he was thinking Hummel and Anderson were the only virgins left at Dalton.